In a case that may convey again anybody’s reminiscence of their beloved Minecraft pet getting too near a Creeper or vanishing down a ravine, one participant has probably saved the lives of 1,000,000 blocky broncos by discovering that the brand new lava-proof horse armor within the sandbox sport might not be as proof against the purple stuff as Mojang claims.
Earlier this month, Mojang put out a weblog submit saying Minecraft’s new fancy Netherite Horse Armor, which is able to arrive within the full sport with the Mounts of Mayhem launch date. It is out there on each Java and Bedrock beta builds proper now, and the educated Minecraft participant (I beat the Ender Dragon as soon as, I am going to have you realize) can inform you that the principle attract of something Netherite-related is its immunity to lava.
Meaning disposing of it’s a little bit of a nightmare, sure, however the level right here is {that a} horse drabbed in its new Netherite duds ought to be capable to surf by a volcano or whisk you thru a physique of the purple stuff discovered deep underground. You understand, the place the nice loot is? In truth, the weblog submit alluded to this very clear line of reasoning: “As everyone knows, Netherite shouldn’t be solely nice for cover, however it is usually very, very cool. Simply ask the lava it will probably stand up to!” Yeah, about that…
Nicely, somebody did. And, because it seems, Mojang’s claims may make them answerable for crimes towards horsemanity that I might personally like to see play out in a Minecraft roleplay court docket of legislation with dozens of grieving cowboys.
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Reddit person ‘_cetera_’ posted a fast 14-second clip shortly after the replace went reside, demonstrating how the brand new Netherite Horse Armor is the one Netherite merchandise tossed right into a lava pit that is not instantly sucked again into their physique after they plunge into that exact same glowing pit of molten dying. Stand down, PETA, they did not chuck a horse in there for testing functions. However you’ll be able to think about the sight-and in all probability the scent. What a waste of fine glue.
And you may think about the kind of participant suggestions on Reddit proper now. “Actually unplayable” is a attain, however we get it. “Sport’s gone” is one other honest response. There’s additionally a tag for a subreddit seemingly dedicated to riffing on our equestrian pals.
However relax, expensive reader. As is the purpose with any Minecraft Snapshot, a bug has been discovered, and a bug report has been made. How lengthy it’d take to repair is anybody’s guess, however I hope we always remember the time Mojang flaunted fireproof horse armor that was, in truth, not very fireproof in any respect.
We even put the intrepid tester’s claims to the check. In Artistic mode, in fact. We do not have all day to search out these fancy supplies. Because it seems, flammable Netherite Horse Armor is a Java quirk. Your Bedrock besties are protected.
However the blunder does have me hoping for an April Idiot’s snapshot that has the Netherite Horse Armor trigger spontaneous combustion. You understand, simply to rub lava into the leather-based? Shock!
And if you wish to check this for your self, hop on the newest Java Minecraft Snapshot and mix Diamond Horse Armor with a Netherite Ingot and a Netherite improve smithing template. Then it is time to go for a dunk. Possibly get some pals collectively and arrange a type of carnival-style dunk tanks in case you actually wish to placed on a present.
